Get Your Bleat On

Sheep have small brains and cannot understand big words.
This was posted by the Moroons on the Duffers site.
Our responce is below.

BELOVED LEADER HAS VISION OF VANQUISHED SHEEP MEN - ASSURES VICTORY
The office of the Beloved Leader commands all human ice hockey men of plum to awake from their inert stupour and accomplish the destruction of the pariah sheep grouping.
Our Beloved Leader - thrice on the Sabbath past - experienced a closed-eye phantasmagoria wherein the sheepish men were made passive with great discomfort and ruinous injury to self and head. Now is the occasion to append the soldier's cod piece and righteously effect barbarous chanting and ruinous gesture making.
Take especial care in gulping a preparation of bile and blood and anoint oneself and the comrade immediately to the left with the sacred creamed cheese admixture made without the involvement of the onion. Unflattering personal remarks must be avenged with tenacity and finger strength. Death to us all. So says the King
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We say to that: